New HR policies .....funny

Please be advised that there are NEW rules and regulations implemented to  raise the efficiency of our firm.

TRANSPORTATION

ｷ        It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to 

your salary.

ｷ        If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well 

financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

ｷ        If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.

ｷ        If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

ANNUAL LEAVE

Each employee will receive 52 Annual Leave days a year (Wooow!).  They are called Sunday.

LUNCH BREAK:

ｷ        Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

ｷ        Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

ｷ        Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time 

needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

SICK DAYS:

We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Certificate as proof of sickness.  If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

TOILET USE:

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets.

ｷ        There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the door will open.

INTERNET USAGE

All personal internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges will be deducted from your salary. (note: Rs.20 per minute as we have 4MB connection).

Just for the record. 73% of the staff will not be entitled to any salary for the next 3 months as their internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.

Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice day 😜😜😜😜😜

Staircases

Chairs

Golden Words

Growth & Self-Improvement

• Hillary challenged Mount Everest, I will come again and conquer you because as a mountain you cant grow but as a human i can

• “The mountain you climb is not in front of you, but within you.”

• “Mountains do not grow smaller; you grow stronger.”

• “Obstacles don’t block the path. They are the path.” — Zen proverb

• “The greatest discovery is that you can change your circumstances by changing yourself.” — Jim Rohn

• “You are always bigger than the problem you face — you just haven’t grown into that version of yourself yet.”

Human Potential vs. Fixed Obstacles

• “A river cuts through rock not because of its power, but because of its persistence.” — James N. Watkins

• “What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

• “Challenges are mountains; growth is your climb. One changes you, the other doesn’t.”

• “The world stays the same until you decide to grow beyond it.”

Conquering Challenges

• “It’s not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.” — Sir Edmund Hillary

• “Every next level of your life will demand a different version of you.”

• “If it doesn’t challenge you, it won’t change you.”

• “Great things never come from comfort zones.”

Original Lines Inspired by Your Quote

• “Mountains stand tall, but I rise higher.”

• “The summit waits, unchanged — but I return each time transformed.”

• “What the world cannot become, I can become.”

• “A peak remains a peak; a person can become limitless.”

Golden Words

• Every king was once a crying baby and every great building was once a blueprint. It's not about where you are today, but where You"ll Reach tomorrow.

• “Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.”

• “The only time you should ever look back is to see how far you’ve come.”

• “Dreams don’t have deadlines—they only have deadlines when you stop believing in them.”

• “Greatness is not in what you have, but in who you become.”

• “It’s not about being the best today — it’s about being better tomorrow than you were yesterday.”

• “What you are today is the result of yesterday’s choices; what you’ll be tomorrow comes from the choices you make today.”

• “Buildings stand tall, but they were once mere ideas—and so were you.”

• “Kings may sit on thrones, but every genius once scribbled on a notepad.”

DUKHI MAN MERE

झूठ

झूठ,
जब भी बोलता हूँ,
थोड़ा सा गिर जाता हूँ,
अपनी ही नज़रों में,
इस गिरेपन के एहसास को लिए उठता हूँ,
और फिर,
एक और झूठ,

मेरा दामन  पकड़ कर मुझे नीचे खींच लेता है,

सच बोलना चाहता हूँ,
पर घबरा जाता हूँ,
मन में अजीब सा भय, 
कुछ किचकिचा सा डर, 
जाता है ठहर,
अपने दोस्तों से, 
घरवालों से,
सहकर्मियों से,
सबसे,
सीधा सपाट सच कहना,
मन को निर्मल कर के रहना,
इतना कठिन क्यों है,
कितना नीचे पहुँच गया हूँ मैं,
गिरते गिरते,
कैसे कह दूँ की जो कुछ लिख रहा हूँ,
या जो कुछ पढ़ रहा हूँ,
सच है, 
या फिर,
झूठ.

(अभिनव शुक्ला )