How to kill an Ant

Question: How to Kill an Ant?

Asked in exam for 15 marks.

Student:

Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar& keep it outside the Ant's Hole.

After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.

Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.Then admit wounded ant in ICU. Remove oxygen mask from it's mouth n kill the ant

MORAL:
Don't play with students.
We can kill the ant for even 15 marks