Har ek friend zaroori hota hai....joke

Beta ghar late aaya to Dad ne pucha:
 "Where were you?"

...Bete nein kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha."
Dad nein usi hi saamne uske 10 friends ko call kiya.
......4 nein kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha."
2 nein kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai."
3 nein kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone doon kya?"
ek  nein hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua"...!!!

Ab bolo HAR EK friend zaroori hota hai!😜 😂😂😂😂😂

God's own pharmacy

Amazingly the following fruit and vegetables look strikingly simular to human body parts and help with their functions too!

CARROTS

A sliced carrot looks like the human eye.

The pupils,iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye...and yes science shows that carrots greatly enhance the blood flow function the eyes.

TOMATOES

A tomato has four chambers and is red.

The heart has four chambers and is red.

All research shows tomatoes are loaded with lycopine and are indeed pure heart and blood food.

GRAPES

Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart.

Each grape looks like a blood cell and research show grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.

WALNUTS

A walnut looks like a mini brain with a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebrums.

Even the wrinkles or folds on the nut are like the neo-cortex. We now know walnuts help develop morethan 3 dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.

KIDNEY BEANS

Kidney beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and look exactly like the human kidneys.

CELERY,RHUBARB

Celery, rhubarb and others look like bones.

Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium and help with bone strength.

FIGS

Figs are full of seeds and hang in two,s when they grow.

Figs increase the mobility of male sperm and increase the numbers too.

SWEET POTATOES

Sweet potatoes look like the pancreas and balance the grycemic index of diabetics.

OLIVES

Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries.

ORANGES AND GRAPEFRUIT

Oranges and grapefruit look like mammery glands of the female and assist the health of the breasts.

ONIONS

Onions look like the bodies cells.

Todays research shows onions help clear waste materials from all of the bodies cells. Garlic also does the same job.

AVOCADO, EGGPLANT AND PEARS

These target the health and function of the womb and cervix and look just like these organs.

Also it takes exactly 9 months from blossom to ripened fruit, for an avocado to grow....

MUSHROOMS

Slice a mushroom in half and it resembles a human ear.

Guess what? They can improve your hearing as they are one of the few foods that contain vitamin D.

RED WINE

Red wine looks like blood and plays an important part in cardiovascular health.

Drinking red wine can reduce the risk of a heart attack.

BROCOLI

Close up, the tiny cells of a brocoli can look like cancer cells.

This veg can play an important part in preventing the disease and can reduce the chance of men getting prostate cancer by 45%.

BEANSPROUTS

Beansprouts look just like sperm and they can boost male fertility.

Just half a cupful can provide 16 per cent of the required vitamin c for a man.

ROOT GINGER

Root ginger looks like the stomach.

Its interesting that one of the main benefits of eating ginger is to aid digestion.

The Chinese have also been using it for centeries to help combat the feeling of nausea.

Ek urdu kahaani ..... Chor khatt

                                 Woh lafanga inhin charoun mein se koi ek tha , kafi soch vichaar ke baad main is nateeje per pahunchi thi ke mujhe pehli fursat mein koi bada qadam uthana chahiye. Agar maine dheel de di to is kamine ka hausla badh jayega aur mere liye haalaat sambhalna mushkil ho jayega. Lekin abhi tak main apne mujrim ke hawaale se uljhan ka shikaar thi. Main faisla nahi kar pa rahi thi ke woh in charoun mein se kaun khabees hai jisne meri naak mein dum kar rakha hai. woh chaaroun hi ek hall mein baithte the, aur mera kamra us hall ke ek koney mein tha . Kamra kya tha , bus ek chota sa cabin tha. Lakdi ke frame jodkar usey kamre ki shakal de di gayi thi. Is cabin mein mere alawa Anila baithti thi. Magar main aesi jagah baithti thi ke vahaan se hall mein maujood sirf do logon ko dekh sakti thi yani Arif aur Shehzaad saahab ko.

                                      Anila ki meiz se vo chaaron aasaani se nazar aa sakte the. Nizami saahab aur baabar ali ki meizein mujhe dikhayi nahi deiti thi. Hall mein baithne wale charoun logon mein ek ajeeb Sa farq paya jata tha --Arif ki umr lagbhag 27 saal ki rahi hogi. Usne king size moochein paal rakhi thi magar daadhi mundvaata tha. Shehzaad sahab 40-45 saal ke ek daadhi wale shaqs the. Baabar ali gol chehre wala ek cleanshave shaqs tha jo waqaiyi smart tha jabki Nizami sahab bhaari bharkam jism ke malik the. Unki umr ka andaaza 50 ke qareeb lagaaya ja sakta tha. Unke chehre per daadhi to maujood thi magar moochein ghaayab. 

    

                                Ye ek shipping company ka daftar tha. Lamba, sehatmand Arif ,Dubla patla Baabar ali aur Shehzad sahab ka shumaar clerks mein hota tha jabki Nizami saahab STAR SHIPPING COMPANY  ke accountant aur cashier the. Shehzad saahab is company ke purane dost the aur company ke malik Tajammul hussain unka

Chanakya neeti...Quotes of Chanakya

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

Chanakya

A man is born alone and dies alone; and he experiences the good and bad consequences of his karma alone; and he goes alone to hell or the Supreme abode.

Chanakya

A man is great by deeds, not by birth.

Chanakya

मैं अभी अनिश्चित हूँ । ........

मेरी प्रगति या गति का
यह मापदण्ड बदलो तुम,
जुए के पत्ते सा
मैं अभी अनिश्चित हूँ ।
मुझ पर हर ओर से चोटें पड़ रही हैं,
कोपलें उग रही हैं,
पत्तियाँ झड़ रही हैं,
मैं नया बनने के लिए खराद पर चढ़ रहा हूँ,
लड़ता हुआ
नयी राह गढ़ता हुआ आगे बढ़ रहा हूँ ।

अगर इस लड़ाई में मेरी साँसें उखड़ गईं,
मेरे बाज़ू टूट गए,
मेरे चरणों में आँधियों के समूह ठहर गए,
मेरे अधरों पर तरंगाकुल संगीत जम गया,
या मेरे माथे पर शर्म की लकीरें खिंच गईं,
तो मुझे पराजित मत मानना,
समझना –
तब और भी बड़े पैमाने पर
मेरे हृदय में असन्तोष उबल रहा होगा,
मेरी उम्मीदों के सैनिकों की पराजित पंक्तियाँ
एक बार और
शक्ति आज़माने को
धूल में खो जाने या कुछ हो जाने को
मचल रही होंगी ।
एक और अवसर की प्रतीक्षा में
मन की क़न्दीलें जल रही होंगी ।

ये जो फफोले तलुओं मे दीख रहे हैं
ये मुझको उकसाते हैं ।
पिण्डलियों की उभरी हुई नसें
मुझ पर व्यंग्य करती हैं ।
मुँह पर पड़ी हुई यौवन की झुर्रियाँ
क़सम देती हैं ।
कुछ हो अब, तय है –
मुझको आशंकाओं पर क़ाबू पाना है,
पत्थरों के सीने में
प्रतिध्वनि जगाते हुए
परिचित उन राहों में एक बार
विजय-गीत गाते हुए जाना है –
जिनमें मैं हार चुका हूँ ।

मेरी प्रगति या अगति का
यह मापदण्ड बदलो तुम
मैं अभी अनिश्चित हूँ ।

(Dushayant kumar)