Ye sarey haseen chehre.....

ye sare haseen chehre , meri tasbeeh ke daane hain... 
nazar se girte rehte hain, ibadat hoti rehti hai.... 

Na zameen hai teri qarar-g'aah....

na zameen hai teri qarar-g'aah, na falak hai manzil-e-jazb-e-dil... 
badi dair se hai safar mera,  teri yaad se... teri yaad tak....

न ज़मीन है तेरी क़रार-ग़ाह, न फ़लक है मंज़िल-ए-जज़्ब-ए-दिल...

बड़ी देर से है सफ़र मेरा,.....तेरी याद से... तेरी याद तक...

Ahmed Faraz

Milte hain ab to sirf ....

Milte hain ab to sirf zaroorat ke mod per, 
ye shehar doston ka nahi taaziron ka hai..

मिलते हैं अब तो सिर्फ ज़रूरत के मोड़ पर, 

ये शहर दोस्तों का नहीं, ताज़िरों का है....

Munawwar Rana

Mujhe Na Dhoond ....

Mujhe Na Dhoond Zameen-O-Aasmaan Ki Gardish Mein 
Terey Dil Mein Nahi Hoon To Phir Kahin Bhi Nahi Hoon.

मुझे न ढूँढ ज़मीन-ओ-आसमान की गर्दिश में, 

तेरे दिल में नहीं हूँ तो फिर कहीं भी नहीं हूँ...

Unknown

Khamosh Ae Dil....

Khamosh Ae Dil ! bhari mehfil mein chillana nahin accha, 
Adab pehla qareena hai mohabbat ke qareenon mein......

ख़ामोश ऐ दिल! भरी महफ़िल में चिल्लाना नहीं अच्छा, 

अदब पहला क़रीना है मोहब्बत के क़रीनों में...

Allama Iqbal

New HR policies .....funny

Please be advised that there are NEW rules and regulations implemented to  raise the efficiency of our firm.

TRANSPORTATION

ｷ        It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to 

your salary.

ｷ        If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well 

financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

ｷ        If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.

ｷ        If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

ANNUAL LEAVE

Each employee will receive 52 Annual Leave days a year (Wooow!).  They are called Sunday.

LUNCH BREAK:

ｷ        Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

ｷ        Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

ｷ        Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time 

needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

SICK DAYS:

We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Certificate as proof of sickness.  If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

TOILET USE:

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets.

ｷ        There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the door will open.

INTERNET USAGE

All personal internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges will be deducted from your salary. (note: Rs.20 per minute as we have 4MB connection).

Just for the record. 73% of the staff will not be entitled to any salary for the next 3 months as their internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.

Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice day 😜😜😜😜😜

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