Ye kahaani Saadat Hussain Munto ji ki hai jismein Aazaadi se pehle do dosto ke beech huye ek kisse ka zikr kiya hai, ye kahaani bahut se sawaal hamaare liye chor jaati hai....
GHATE KA SAUDA
Do doston nein milkar dus bees ladkiyon mein se ek ladki chuni aur bayaalis rupaye (42 rupees baat aazaadi se pehle ki hai ) dekar usey khareed liya. Raat guzaarkar ek dost nein us ladki se poocha,"Tumhaara naam kya hai ?"
Ladki nein apna naam bataaya to vo dost bhinna gaya," Humse to kahaa kahaa gaya tha ki tum doosre mazhab ki ho ..... Ladki nein jawaab diya ,"usne jhooth bola tha".
Ye sunkar vo dauda dauda apne dost ke paas gaya aur kehne lagaa," Us haaramzaade nein hamaare saath dhookha kiya hai.. Hamaare mazhab ki ladki humein thamaa di...Chalo vaapis kar aayein ....................................................
(Saadat Hussain Munto)