Monday, August 20, 2012

Classified Ads

These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake…


MONDAY: For sale – Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 ***** after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.


TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in Vishanth's ad yesterday. It should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98407 ***** and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM."


WEDNESDAY: Notice: Vishanth has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of t he error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale – Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale; Cheap. Phone 98407 ***** after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.


THURSDAY: Notice: I, Vishanth, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 98407 ***** as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit!

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