Main faqeeroN se Bhi karta hoon TiJaarat Aksar "ShaaZ",

 Jo Ek Rupaye Mein Bhi AnmoL Dua dete hain.... 

chadhta hai nigaahon mein kirdaar se apne,
be-vajah kisi shaqs ki iizzat nahi hoti

New units of indian currency...funny

Lacs & Crores no longer work -as least count -too many zero's to handle so we talk of Lac crores etc

And as part of Globalisation, one unit which works best is $Bn, but not understood properly in India

But for India another simpler system also emerges

The huge amounts mentioned in the recent scams have an upside: they have given us convenient new units for communicating large figures:

Rs 1,000 crores     = 1 Radia

Rs. 10,000 crores  = 1 Kalmadi

Rs 1,00,000 crores= 1 Raja

This will make it easier for us to easier to comprehend and communicate large numbers. For example:

Anil Ambani's new home in Pali Hill will cost Rs 4.5 Radias

India’s total annual subsidy on kerosene is Rs 2 Kalmadis

ONGC’s annual output is worth Rs 1.2 Rajas

India’s loss in the 3G scam is approximately Rs 1.7 Rajas

Poor Pramod Mahajan left behind only Rs 1.4 Radias

and finally we can even convert indian population into this system for easy handling😁😂😂😂😂

Metro man of india....... Elattuvalapil Sreedharan

Finally, Elattuvalapil Sreedharan has been allowed to retire, at the age of 79. A man who built the Calcutta Metro, Konkan Railway and the Delhi Metro.  But he is best remembered for re-building the Pamban bridge in just 46 days, which in 1963 was blown away by a cyclone into the sea. Here is a man who is honest to core, no nonsense guy and sets an example for others. A true leader who walked his talk. He truly deserves all the KUDOS.

Elattuvalapil Sreedharan also fondly known as the The "metro man of India". He is quite a sensational project manager, who almost always gets the project complete on time or before schedule, he fought all the delays caused by bureaucratic red tape, corruption and lack of funds.

Sreedharan's willpower has moved mountains. He is not just a dreamer but also a builder, but most of all one who has dedicated his achievements to every Indian. He stands out as a legend in the Indian Engineering history. His major projects being the Delhi Metro and the Konkan Railways.

This 75+ year-old Managing Director of the Delhi Metro Rail Corporation only desires the progress of his country. He wanted Delhi to have a world-class metro rail project to change the meaning of urban transport in India. And he did it.

The Konkan Railway project came to him in his retirement. It was a challenging task----760 km of rail tracks from Mumbai to Kochi through the rugged hills of the Western Ghats. As usual the Environmentalists protested, politicians said it shall not be done and the project ran short of money. But Sreedharan raised public bonds to finance it, taking everyone ahead.

Kiran Bedi explains why Sreedharan is worthy of the title: “He is not in his 40s or 50s, but he is in his 70s, a time when we normally retire. Sreedharan has given the best metro concept for the railway of the country with integrity, vision, with commitment and with remarkable professional skills. There is no other person better than him in this category.”

Sreedharan insists he does not have any special skills to get the best out of people. "I always found that people cooperate if you work for a good cause," he says.

THE WHOLE OF INDIA SAYS - THANK YOU SIR..........What a joy it is to take a ride in the Delhi Metro !

A good management lesson

The Pig And The Horse!!!

There was a farmer who had a horse and a

pig…..

One day, the horse became ill and he called

the veterinarian, who said:

- Well, your horse has a virus.

He must take this medicine for three days.

I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not

better,

we're going to have to put him down. -

Nearby, the pig listened closely to their

conversation.

The next day, they gave him the medicine

and left. -

The pig approached the horse and said: - Be strong, my friend.

Get up or else they're going to put you to

sleep!

-

On the second day, they gave him the

medicine and left. The pig came back and said:

- Come on buddy, get up or else you're

going to die!

Come on, I'll help you get up.

Let's go! One, two, three...

- On the third day, they came to give him the

medicine

and the vet said:

- Unfortunately, we're going to have to put

him down tomorrow.

Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.

After they left, the pig approached the

horse and said:

- Listen pal, it's now or never!

Get up, come on! Have courage!

Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great!

Come on, one, two, three... Good, good.

Now faster, come on...-... Fantastic! Run,

run more!

Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a

champion!!! All of a sudden, the owner came back,

saw the horse running in the

field and began shouting:

- It's a miracle! My horse is cured.

We must have a grand party. Let's kill the

pig!!!!- -

The Lesson: this often happens in the

workplace.

Nobody truly knows which employee

actually deserves

the merit of success, or who's actually contributing the

necessary support

to make things happen.

Remember………

LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION

IS A SKILL!!!! If anyone ever tells you that your work

is unprofessional, remember:

Amateurs built the Ark [which saved all the

species]

and professionals built the Titanic [all died

tragically] DON'T LOOK TO BECOME A PERSON OF

SUCCESS,

LOOK INSTEAD

TO BECOME

A PERSON OF VALUES! .

मैं बिका नहीं ........

 वो मुझे खरीदना चाहते थे 
 मैं बिका नहीं 
वो मुझे डराना चाहते थे 
मैं डरा नहीं 
वो मुझे ख़त्म करना चाहते थे 
मैं बचा रहा 
क्योंकि मेरे साथ था मेरा यकीन 
और एक मकसद 
एक मकसद ये साबित करने का 
के झूठ कितना भी ताक़तवर क्यूँ न हो 
सच के सामने बौना होता है 

(प्रशांत वस्ल )

A London class..(Joke)

One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds…

               I'll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."

Then a Jewish boy put his hand up and said "David",

The Buddhist boy said "Gautama Buddha" and the Muslim boy said "Mohammed" (PBUH).They all were not successful.

           Finally, a Gujju boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and I'll give you the 10 pounds that I promised."

           As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, "You know Jignesh, since you're a Hindu Gujarati; I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

           Jignesh replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but Bijness is Bijness!!!!! !

Moral : Talk the language which listener (Customer) wants, not that which you know.

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