Thursday, March 01, 2012

Beshumaar aadmi


har taraf har jagah be-shumaar aadmi
phir bhi tanhaiyon ka shikaar aadmi

subah se shaam tak bojh dhota hua
Apni hi laash ka khud mazaar aadmi

har taraf bhagte daudte raaste
har taraf aadmi ka shikaar aadmi

roz jeeta hua roz marta hua
har naye din,naya intezaar aadmi

zindagi ka mukaddar safar dar safar
aakhri saans tak beqraar aadmi

(Nida Fazli)

Twenty one advices


ONE.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

Awesome answers .. really funny


Our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at right time.
sometimes Even if u don't know the answer for a question it is better to confuse the questioner :D

> Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
> A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

> Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
> A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

> Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
> A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank )

> Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
> A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

> Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
> A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

> Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
> A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

> Q. What looks like half apple ?
> A. The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

> Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
> A. Dinner.

> Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
> A. It caused a revolution.

बातें


बातें

सायस  नही
अनायास  की जाएँ
तो ज्यादा  सुन्दर होती हैं
बातें
लफ़्ज़ों  से नहीं
आँखों से की जाएँ
तो ज्यादा मार्मिक  होती हैं
बातें
हिचक से परे
ह्रदय  के उच्छ्वास  से आयें तो
ज्यादा स्थान लेती हैं 
बातें
क्षणिक प्रक्रिया  से नही
स्वप्न के आशिआने में सजें तो
ज्यादा उम्र पाती हैं
इस तरह बातें
भरती हैं
जीवन में  अर्थ
और
रचती  हैं
संबंधों  की गरिमा
अनवरत ............

(अपराजिता)





All Google tricks


GO TO GOOGLE....

1> Type  “Google Gravity” in google searchbox  and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”(wait a sec to experience the effect of gravity.)

2> Type  “elgoog”and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky” (the Mirror effect is on.)

3> Type  “Google Sphere” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky” (see the spinning effect.

4> Type “who is the cutest” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky” (see who’s so cute and beautiful/handsome.)

5> Type  “Google Loco” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky” (see what’s moving.)

6> Type  “ LOL Limewire” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky” (see that you are as a pirate.)

7> Type  “Epic Google” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

8> Type  “Rainbow google” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

9> Type  “Annoying Google” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

10> Type  “Google pacman” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

11> Type  “Google Magic” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

12> Type  “Google color (Ex: pink,blue)” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

13> Type  “Google Heart Page” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

14> Type  “epic box” click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

15> Type  “weenie google” click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

16> Type “Who’s Awesome” in google search box and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky” any one dare 2 try???

17> Type  "Let it snow" in google search box and see wat happens to ur google screen in seconds

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