Twenty one advices

ONE.

Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO.

Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE.

Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

Awesome answers .. really funny

Our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at right time.

sometimes Even if u don't know the answer for a question it is better to confuse the questioner :D

> Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

> A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

> Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

> A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

> Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

> A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank )

> Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

> A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

> Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

> A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

> Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

> A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

> Q. What looks like half apple ?

> A. The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

> Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

> A. Dinner.

> Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

> A. It caused a revolution.

बातें

बातें

सायस  नही
अनायास  की जाएँ
तो ज्यादा  सुन्दर होती हैं
बातें
लफ़्ज़ों  से नहीं
आँखों से की जाएँ
तो ज्यादा मार्मिक  होती हैं
बातें
हिचक से परे
ह्रदय  के उच्छ्वास  से आयें तो
ज्यादा स्थान लेती हैं 
बातें
क्षणिक प्रक्रिया  से नही
स्वप्न के आशिआने में सजें तो
ज्यादा उम्र पाती हैं
इस तरह बातें
भरती हैं
जीवन में  अर्थ
और
रचती  हैं
संबंधों  की गरिमा
अनवरत ............

(अपराजिता)

All Google tricks

GO TO GOOGLE....

1> Type  “Google Gravity” in google searchbox  and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”(wait a sec to experience the effect of gravity.)

2> Type  “elgoog”and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky” (the Mirror effect is on.)

3> Type  “Google Sphere” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky” (see the spinning effect.

4> Type “who is the cutest” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky” (see who’s so cute and beautiful/handsome.)

5> Type  “Google Loco” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky” (see what’s moving.)

6> Type  “ LOL Limewire” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky” (see that you are as a pirate.)

7> Type  “Epic Google” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

8> Type  “Rainbow google” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

9> Type  “Annoying Google” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

10> Type  “Google pacman” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

11> Type  “Google Magic” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

12> Type  “Google color (Ex: pink,blue)” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

13> Type  “Google Heart Page” and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

14> Type  “epic box” click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

15> Type  “weenie google” click on “I’m Feeling Lucky”

16> Type “Who’s Awesome” in google search box and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky” any one dare 2 try???

17> Type  "Let it snow" in google search box and see wat happens to ur google screen in seconds

आँसुओं की मार्केटिंग

घर के सारे  कामों  से निवृत होकर अख़बार पढ़ने बैठी तो बाहर से आवाज़ सुनाई दी ,आंसू ले लो आंसू ......... मैं उस आवाज को ध्यान से सुनने लगी ये क्या चीज़ है? शायद मुझे बराबर शब्द समझ नही आ रहे थे फ़िर आवाज थोडी पास में आई और उसने फ़िर से वही दोहराया तब मुझे स्पष्ट समझ में आया वो आंसू बेचने वाला ही था|

मै उत्सुकतावश बाहर आई अभी तक सब्जी वाले .अख़बार वाले ,दूध वाले .झाडू बेचने वाले, आचार ,पापड़ ,बड़ी बेचने वाले चूड़ी बेचने वाले, यहाँ तक क़ी हर तीसरे दिन बडे बडे कारपेट बेचने वाले आते रहते हैं ! मुझे समझ नही आता कि इतने छोटे -छोटे घरो में इतने बडे बडे कारपेट कौन खरीदता है? और वो भी इतने मंहगे ?

भाई मै तो फेरीवाले  से कभी १०० रु से ज्यादा का सामान नही खरीदती!

हां पर ये मेरी सोच है, शायद लोग खरीदते होगे ?तभी तो बेचने आते है या फ़िर उनके रोज रोज आने से लोग खरीदने पर मजबूर हो जाते है?

राम जाने ?

किंतु आंसू !!!

ये क्या बात हुई ? ये भी कोई खरीदने की चीज़ है क्या ?

A lovely letter from a Ex-husband and Ex- Wife...joke

Dear Wife:

             I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.

            These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.

             

Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want anything that connects us as husband and wife.

            Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

                                                                     Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

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Dear Ex-Husband,

                   Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.

                   I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn’t work.

                   I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was “You look just like a girl!” Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.

                  And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

                 

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning.

                 After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

                I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Heck and Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A true story of IIT Bombay...joke

One night Four Students were Playing till late night and didn't study for the test which was sechuduled for the next day

                          In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.  They then went up to the dean  and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the Tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that's why there were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the retest after 3 days. They said they will be ready by that time.  On the third day they appeared before the Dean.The Dean said that this was a special condition test. All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days. The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks.

Q .1. YOUR NAME .........................( 2 MARKS )

Q.2 . WHICH TYRE BURST ................( 98 MARKS ).

a) Front Left

b) Front Right

c) Back Left

d) Back Right

True story of IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992-96 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣